UFC 99 is Gangsta


By Garrett Bailey

UFC 99 is gangsta. If it was a gang I would do a B and E to join. UFC 99 is Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver. UFC 99 is the reverse of getting Rick Rolled. There is a title fight; B.J. Penn vs. Kenny Florian. Just rumored for a possilbe fight is Cro Cop vs Randy Couture. Phresh. The UFC is assuring Marcus Davis that hs is fighting in Ireland, so no one tell him. He would be very upset if you do. While Davis is fighting some guy named TBA, other fights include Rich Franklin vs. Wanderlei Silva and Spencer Fisher vs. Caol Uno.

While many have feared that UFC 100 is going to be so huge and stacked with all the superfights the events surrounding it will suffer in quality of fights. UFC 99 is no sloach or a coach potato. The only way UFC 99 can get even more gangsta is having both Diaz brothers on the card. But if the return of Mirko Cro Cop doesn’t excite you, or that he might be fighting Randy Couture, I understand. You just hate people who get kicked in the balls. That’s okay. I don’t think Cro Cop will again be a former shell of him self.

Suggestions for Joe Silva, no Clay Guida, let’s see Gorin Reljic again and some Lytoto Machida. You’re welcome Joe.


6 responses

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  2. Wardog

    Gerade outta Compton verrückter Scheißkerl genannt der Eiswürfel
    Von der Bande genannt Niggaz Mit Meinungen
    Wenn ich abgerufen werde, bekam ich ein Sägen davon
    Drücken Sie den Abzug, und Körper werden abgedreht
    Sie auch Junge, wenn ya mit mir bumsen
    Die Polizei ist hafta kommen und mich bekommen
    Vom yo Esel ist es, wie ich goin bin
    Für die Punkrock-Scheißkerle ist es showin
    Niggaz fangen an zu murmeln, sie wollen rattern
    Mischen Sie Em und Koch Em in einem Topf wie Gumbo

    February 21, 2009 at 6:20 pm

  3. mmafia

    can we get a translation please? thanks for visiting wardog! this site is going to be fantastic!

    February 21, 2009 at 6:24 pm

  4. English Wardog, english!!!

    February 22, 2009 at 5:17 pm

  5. mmafia

    wardog hates writing in english. it’s in his blood.


    February 23, 2009 at 5:22 pm

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