UFC 99 is Gangsta
By Garrett Bailey
UFC 99 is gangsta. If it was a gang I would do a B and E to join. UFC 99 is Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver. UFC 99 is the reverse of getting Rick Rolled. There is a title fight; B.J. Penn vs. Kenny Florian. Just rumored for a possilbe fight is Cro Cop vs Randy Couture. Phresh. The UFC is assuring Marcus Davis that hs is fighting in Ireland, so no one tell him. He would be very upset if you do. While Davis is fighting some guy named TBA, other fights include Rich Franklin vs. Wanderlei Silva and Spencer Fisher vs. Caol Uno.
While many have feared that UFC 100 is going to be so huge and stacked with all the superfights the events surrounding it will suffer in quality of fights. UFC 99 is no sloach or a coach potato. The only way UFC 99 can get even more gangsta is having both Diaz brothers on the card. But if the return of Mirko Cro Cop doesn’t excite you, or that he might be fighting Randy Couture, I understand. You just hate people who get kicked in the balls. That’s okay. I don’t think Cro Cop will again be a former shell of him self.
Suggestions for Joe Silva, no Clay Guida, let’s see Gorin Reljic again and some Lytoto Machida. You’re welcome Joe.