Cyborg is So Fat…No One Gives A Rats Ass

By Garrett Bailey

Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos is so fat Strikeforce canceled her fight against Hitomi Akano for today’s event. But then a mysterious “late night deal” saves the fight. Whatever. This whole thing was retarded. Make weight. Fight. That’s it. Strikeforce isn’t revealing what actually saved the fight but had this to say:


“I don’t really want to say what the deal is… but their gym will have a much better relationship with Strikeforce than just one fighter,” he commented. He was referring to Abe Ani Combat Club, which is also home to several other top Japanese fighters including Takafuni Otsuka, Yasuko Tamada, and Megumi Fuji, who is in San Jose with Akano.


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