Slicenians Rejoice! Kimbo Slice to compete on TUF 10 to prove he is for realz

What happens when I leave for a few days and not check out what has been going down in the MMA on the internets? Kimbo Slice signs on The Ultimate Fighter 10 season!! It’s Christmas for die hard Slicenians, and a guaranteed laugh fest when he loses to some joe in his first fight for Kimbo “haters.”

I’m not a Kimbo Slice fan and not a Kimbo hater, there’s just nothing I see in him that says he can beat real mixed martial artists. A lot of dumb people will be watching next season of TUF to boost Spike’s ratings, and hopefully some where in between when some contestant starts a bonfire in the living room those dumb people can get a glimpse of MMA.

Kimbo Slice will be much like Junie Browning, not in the sense that he will be a total drunk loser vagina head(thank you Jason Mayhem Miller, kudos) but that Kimbo’s nuts will be hugged even tighter than ever before he destroyed EliteXC and will be written and talked about constantly, like I’m doing here.

The 10th season has already started filming, so if Kimbo Slice wants to learn MMA good(hehe) at least he has finally stepped one foot in the door of the mega mansion that is the UFC and prove to himself and possibly those dumb fans of his I mentioned that he is for realz.


8 responses

  1. Bill

    Hopefully he won’t win a fight. The worse thing that could happen is that he wins it all. If he does well people will say that it shows he belongs there. Then people will talk about him in the top 5 HW’s again. I do not know how seriously he has been training since EliteXc folded, but I really doubt there has been that much improvement in his ground game and cardio since then. But it really pisses me off that Dana will bring this guy on and give him a shot but ignores legitimate women fighters.

    June 3, 2009 at 9:08 am

  2. chuck

    are u serious, brocks not seen as a real fighter and hes the champ, lashley not seen as a real fighter but hes undefeated, its funny how so many people can sit and say who is and who aint real fighters, do you even know background on kimbo slice, he got knocked out but seth so what, everybody gets knocked out if ur a fighter and dont get hit sometimes then whats the point even chuck liddell has been knocked out 3 times in the past 2 or 3 years, if kimbo slice wins tuf hes earned my respect, i hope he does win cause then his training wont be in vein, he trains with bas rutten and a great team, its funny how so many nfl players are widely accepted into mma, but anything else isnt, thats one of the biggest double standards in mma

    June 3, 2009 at 10:24 am

  3. I’m serious…

    I know the background on Kimbo, he’s a street fighter, he beat up fat scrubs and did the same in elite. Chuck is old and slow now, so that’s why he’s losing. You can’t compare Kimbo to Chuck Liddell… Kimbo hasn’t trained with Rutten for months now. Being 3-0 is not undefeated really, it’s called winning your first 3 fights until you lose the next one to Bob Sapp. Lyoto Machida can claim being undefeated…As for Brock Lesnar, at least he had legitimate NCAA wrestling background and to beat Heath Herring(I know, Herring isn’t the greatest but still, he’s a young experienced MMA fighter) and beat Randy Couture (you can say what you what you about Couture but he is still a BAMF)

    And I never said Kimbo sucks, I said I haven’t seen anything in him to make me believe he can be a mixed martial artist. That’s just my opinion. But that’s why he is on TUF now, it’s already started filming and this is his chance to prove to himself that he can be a real fighter.
    I don’t think there’s a double standard, Kimbo was promoted as the greatest thing ever by Gary Shaw, and it’s those reasons that many don’t like Kimbo. Gary Shaw thinks we’re stupid by promoting a street fighter just to make a ton of cash. They didn’t do anything to help Kimbo and turned him into a laughing stock of MMA, and it’s sad because from all the interviews he seems like a real humble guy who just wants to provide for his family.
    NFL players have to earn their way as well. Johnnie Morten got KTFO and hasn’t been seen since.

    Thanks for the comment though

    And Bill I completely agree with you…some big heavyweight will simply take Kimbo down and that’ll be it for him. Then on to the next Super Hulk Tournament in Japan for Kimbo…it’s only the next logical step.

    June 3, 2009 at 10:58 am

  4. chuck

    lol that super hulk tournament was funny jose could of won if his knee wouldnt have gave out, lmao

    i agree with you garrett, and chucks losing cause everybodys getting better and he doesnt try to improve he just trains hard at the same repetitive stuff u can learn as much new stuff as you want in training but when it comes down to it if u dont use it in the cage it wont work and ull get knocked out lol

    June 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm

  5. Wardog

    Kimbo looses in TUF and goes on to fight two or three fights in the UFC (Dana will ride that cash cow) and after losing to some real strikers, goes onto pro-boxing (in a move known as the “Reverse Mercer”). I do not hate Kimbo for trying to make some cash, but he is an example (like Canseco) of how not to do it in MMA.

    June 11, 2009 at 9:19 am

  6. When is Lashely going to the UFC… He is a realy athlete not like most of these clowns.

    June 28, 2009 at 8:21 am

  7. fightmaniac

    kimbo why

    July 11, 2009 at 1:00 pm

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